Went outside for breakfast and to write in the backyard because it's nice. A bird pooped on my head. I guess it's nice outside for pooping birds too.
@randomgeek @lmorchard worst. notification system. ever.
@lmorchard metaphor for twitter?
I mean, I don't want to assume it was intentional. But, it was a really good shot. It bounced off my forehead, fell down my nose, splashed a little on my journal. If it was intentional, that bird had some skill.
@lmorchard They're upset you're not visiting their bird site any more. :joy:
@lmorchard An omen, perhaps? Or a vindicative :bird: ?
@lmorchard Of course, one cannot help thinking of this... https://mastodon.social/media/XwSnKAtsy12wHbVLCyc
@lmorchard what did you have for breakfast ? maybe that can explain it ?
@mcread Eh, just some boring oatmeal & coffee
@lmorchard e careful what you write, that has the potential to lead to shitty ideas. :wink:
@lmorchard One time a bird pooped on me as I was carrying my dress shirts out of a dry cleaners.
@lmorchard a messenger from the bird site